Five Times Earl Cooked For Cecil (And A Sixth Time He Did Not)
(aka I have no idea how to title this, but there’s a whole bunch of heartbreak and cute things and symbolic ingredients I actually researched for this story)
~3.7k words, warning for a detailed description of injury treatment
(100% love triangle free too, to get that out of the way up front)
reblog if ur thinking about dragons
hey so I’m thinking of changing my theme! if anyone has any recommendations for a really customizable theme, preferably single column, fixed sidebar would be cool - please send them my way~
my doctor appointment is in an hour and I’m honestly a little terrified, but also eager to get some things fixed. but mostly terrified because I have to go alone and stuff.
a few quick reminders:
- that thing you did that was kind of embarrassing and weird, everyone else forgot about that already
- you look fine today, if you can’t notice something on your face standing 6 feet from a mirror then nobody else will either
- if something is out of your control, do not let yourself or anyone else expect you to deal with it alone
- social lives can go through cycles sometimes, if you feel like your friends are all ignoring you for no reason they’re probably just busy with other things
- if you can’t stop thinking about someone or something, find something mentally occupying to do like reading a book or watching a movie. it won’t solve any serious problems but you will feel better
- nothing will always be easy, if you’re trying then that should be good enough for anyone. if it’s not then you’re talking with the wrong people
- never underestimate the importance of going to bed, if it’s dark outside and you feel bad just go to bed and deal with your problems the next day
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?
perks of dating me: u will be the hot one