Five Times Earl Cooked For Cecil (And A Sixth Time He Did Not)


(aka I have no idea how to title this, but there’s a whole bunch of heartbreak and cute things and symbolic ingredients I actually researched for this story)

~3.7k words, warning for a detailed description of injury treatment 
(100% love triangle free too, to get that out of the way up front)

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  #cecearl    #I guess since I accidentally mentioned it on this blog I should post it to here too    #strangely proud of this one    #also I really want it to go like this in canon. I really need them to be friends again. with no awkwardness just friends.    #my writing    #night vale  


reblog if ur thinking about dragons 


Pushing Daisiesby Natello


Pushing Daisiesby Natello

hey so I’m thinking of changing my theme! if anyone has any recommendations for a really customizable theme, preferably single column, fixed sidebar would be cool - please send them my way~

  #theme    #tumblr themes    #idk if it's ok to tag it as that if it isn't I'll take it out  

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  #personalish    #yay for at least ruling things out..?    #health problems //  

my doctor appointment is in an hour and I’m honestly a little terrified, but also eager to get some things fixed.  but mostly terrified because I have to go alone and stuff.  

  #the ordinary adventures of Elise    #blah adulthood  


a few quick reminders:

- that thing you did that was kind of embarrassing and weird, everyone else forgot about that already

- you look fine today, if you can’t notice something on your face standing 6 feet from a mirror then nobody else will either

- if something is out of your control, do not let yourself or anyone else expect you to deal with it alone

- social lives can go through cycles sometimes, if you feel like your friends are all ignoring you for no reason they’re probably just busy with other things

- if you can’t stop thinking about someone or something, find something mentally occupying to do like reading a book or watching a movie. it won’t solve any serious problems but you will feel better

- nothing will always be easy, if you’re trying then that should be good enough for anyone. if it’s not then you’re talking with the wrong people

- never underestimate the importance of going to bed, if it’s dark outside and you feel bad just go to bed and deal with your problems the next day





I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.


Ruto - Hyrule Warriors

  #is she gonna be a little more self-reliant this time or do you have to literally carry her through everything mildly challenging again?  

I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

Saving Mr. Banks (2013)


If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses



perks of dating me: u will be the hot one